Rico Sausage: Certified Torta Pounder | AFK Cafe Tee
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No thoughts. Only tortas. ☕🥪
Meet Rico Sausage — the emotionally overwhelmed, chaos-powered sandwich guardian of the AFK Cafe. Armed with an oversized torta and questionable confidence, Rico stands ready to defend flavor, community, and late-night cafe vibes at all costs.
This design features:
- Rico Sausage in full Torta Division attire
- “Certified Torta Pounder” badge artwork
- AFK Cafe themed details and chaotic food energy
- Oversized torta weapon with jalapeños, carne asada, and cafe-core aesthetics
- Sticker-inspired graphic style perfect for gamers, food lovers, and cozy chaos gremlins
Perfect for:
☕ Cafe regulars
🎮 Cozy gamers
🌮 Food meme enthusiasts
🖤 Discord dwellers
✨ People running entirely on caffeine and vibes
“NO THOUGHTS ONLY TORTAS.”
Welcome to the AFK Cafe.
More details
- 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (5.9 oz)
- Oversized fit
- Set-in sleeves
- Dropped shoulders
- 1 × 1 rib at collar
- Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
- Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
- The fabric of this product is certified by GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard)
- The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: The AFK Cafe Shop – Souvenir Counter
- Email: contact@support.theafkcafesouvenirshop.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Rico Sausage: Certified Torta Pounder | AFK Cafe Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28.74
|
24.8
|
9.45
|
|
M
|
29.53
|
26.38
|
9.65
|
|
L
|
30.31
|
27.95
|
9.84
|
|
XL
|
31 1/2
|
29.92
|
104
|
|
2XL
|
32.48
|
31.89
|
10.24
|
